Dr. Birhanu Nega In New ID

Dr. Birhanu from former coalition for Unity and Democracy, seemed to appear with new id and ideology. He was known for his “peacefull violence”. He looks as if he has changed his mind from that way. “There is time for peacefullness..” he made a speech while he was in USA said ADDIS NEGER, one of a weekly journal in Addis. 

UNIDENTIFIED DISEASE IN ADDIS

UNIDENTIFIED DISEASE IN ADDIS

UNIDENTIFIED DISEASE HIT ABOUT 13 PEOPLE ALL OF WHOM BEING FEMALE  AND ONE DIED. THE DISEAS SHOWS SWELL OF LEGS, BLOOD CONTAINING SPIT AND HARD HEADACHE AS PRIMARY SYPTOMS.

THE ETHIOPIAN CINEMA INDUSTRY

 

 

In no time ever before, these days the number of motion picture release is escalating. Let you go any cinema hall in Addis, you will see a Habesha Movie Poster on large billboard. Some years back people line up at cinema entrances for theatres but not these days. Now seems it is time for movie.

Every time a movie is released, you will hear the phrase “A movie that takes the cinema industry one step up” yet you may see some people leaving the hall five minutes after the movie is started. There are many incidents where in a single movie directing, screen play, acting, casting… might be done by a single person. This is, as I believe, a disaster to the industry’s growth. It is obvious that a person might be a multi professional but may not be a master mind in all the same time.

There are some movies that I consider as better work like SERIYET, YEWONDOCH GUDAY, ASHENGE, as having originality (These are not the only best if I should count).

It is really hard to find a real data concerning which movie is the leading income wise. I don’t know why any of them are afraid to tell the actual income they made from the movie, (the Inland Revenue or thieves, heaven knows why).

These days, if you want to go to any of the cinemas in Addis, you don’t have to bother any one, you just Google on the site: www.ethiojoy.com and enjoy.

JOKES

1.      OF THE INTELLECTUAL

 

Once, those famous scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven. (Einstein, Pavlov, Pascal, Newton…). Einstein was supposed to count while all others hide. He count to zillions. Finally went looking. A little while he found Newton on bare space.

Einstein said “I found you”

Newton: “No, you didn’t”

Einstein: “Prove it”

Newton started explaining while all others emerge from where they hid. “While you were counting I scratched 1m² area and I stood in. As we all know I am Newton and Newton over area is Pascal. So, you didn’t found me but Pascal.

 

 

2.      OF THE LAYMEN

 

Once a religious man wanted to have a child badly and tried every way and position. All failed. He went to Aboye church and made a word that if he could have one he will name his son or daughter after the saint.

After a year he had one. He named him “SETUGN ABOYE”

The next year one. He named her “DEGEMUGN ABOYE”

Third year one. He named her “SELESUGN ABOYE”

Fourth year one. HE named him “ABEZUT ABOYE”

 

3.      OF THE MEDIUMS

 

A young Zen monk was allowed to say two words a decade and the superiors within three decades. A young monk moved to this monastery. The first decade went by and it was time for him to say his first two words. He appeared in front of the superiors and said “Food Bad”. The next decade “Bed Bad” On the third “I quit”. Since this was the third decade the superior said “I Knew”

 

WOE TO BE TEDDY AFRO NOW

FATE OF THE SUPER STAR

So just like the strike through the title, it seems no news shall be good forTeddy’s fans. Still in jail.

Hey, guys tell me what to write and you wil get it all.